What I, as a mother, have to look forward to.

At the age of 4:Mom knows everything!

At 8: Mom knows a lot!

At 12:Mom doesn’t really know everything.

At 14:Mom doesn’t know anything.

At 16:Mom doesn’t exist.

At 18: She’s old fashioned.

At 25:Maybe Mom does know about this!

At 35:Before we decide, let’s ask Mom.

At 45: I wonder..what Mom thinks about this?

At 75: I wish I could ask my Mom about this.